Morning Dec. 9
Today is going to be a long shitty day of work, it ruins the good mood i woke up with, tonight should still be fun irregardless.
I despise how acceptable it has become to be fat, not just fat but morbidly obese. If you have a friend thats an alcoholic or drug addict, its ok to have an intervention, ney, encouraged. If you have a friend whos a smoker, its ok to constantly remind them how they are wasting their money and destroying their health for a fix they probably haven't gotten since their first carton. But if you have fat friend, oh dear lord, you better not say anything to them about it. I mean most of them are sensitive about their weight. First off WTF is sensitive about their weight, its not like its a goddamn terminal illness. If you dont eat foods high in fat and you take a walk around the block one a year I PROMISE you will lose the weight. I believe part of the problem is that we have a constant bonbardment of promises saying people will lose weight fast, 20 lbs 2 weeks, GUARUNTEED, and so when the tubbo's dont get this goal, they are convinced that "its just not for them" or maybe they have a glandular problem. Only 1 in about 1000 people is going to have a tyroid problem that would force them to be obsese, and even then most of these people could still lose the weight, it would just be harder for them. But like i said in "suburban survival guide" everyone thinks they are special, and all the fatasses out there are convinced they are the 1 in 1000 that has the glandular problem. Ive got a CURE-ALL-AMAZING diet, smoke meth constantly for about a month, youll lose the weight, youll look like deflated balloon, but youll be skinny!
On a completely unrelated note, im going to start selling meth
Christmas lights rule my world, they should be mandatory, fingers cut off of those who fail to put up their lights each year.
...more ranting to come
I despise how acceptable it has become to be fat, not just fat but morbidly obese. If you have a friend thats an alcoholic or drug addict, its ok to have an intervention, ney, encouraged. If you have a friend whos a smoker, its ok to constantly remind them how they are wasting their money and destroying their health for a fix they probably haven't gotten since their first carton. But if you have fat friend, oh dear lord, you better not say anything to them about it. I mean most of them are sensitive about their weight. First off WTF is sensitive about their weight, its not like its a goddamn terminal illness. If you dont eat foods high in fat and you take a walk around the block one a year I PROMISE you will lose the weight. I believe part of the problem is that we have a constant bonbardment of promises saying people will lose weight fast, 20 lbs 2 weeks, GUARUNTEED, and so when the tubbo's dont get this goal, they are convinced that "its just not for them" or maybe they have a glandular problem. Only 1 in about 1000 people is going to have a tyroid problem that would force them to be obsese, and even then most of these people could still lose the weight, it would just be harder for them. But like i said in "suburban survival guide" everyone thinks they are special, and all the fatasses out there are convinced they are the 1 in 1000 that has the glandular problem. Ive got a CURE-ALL-AMAZING diet, smoke meth constantly for about a month, youll lose the weight, youll look like deflated balloon, but youll be skinny!
On a completely unrelated note, im going to start selling meth
Christmas lights rule my world, they should be mandatory, fingers cut off of those who fail to put up their lights each year.
...more ranting to come
posted by Scruffy at 6:34 AM
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